Ode to the Snuggie

Oh, dear snuggie...
You keep my husband warm,
and away from the blanket that i dont like to share.
You allow your sleeve to be used as a hat
and give Jeff confidence to hold a remote while staying warm.
This is his life's dream, and you have made it come true.
You sprinkle your sleepy dust on him,
and cause him to slumber
so i can get things done, uninterrupted.
You have done great things for our family.
Thank you, Snuggie. Thank you.